What's Happening Outside the U.S.?

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In Portugal, after keeping it a secret for 11 years, motorcycle racing star Miguel Oliveira is finally marrying his stepsister. Or as they call it here in Kentucky, practically a stranger!

A woman in Spain glued up her own vagina in an attempt to frame her ex-boyfriend for a crime. They tried to get her to confess, but she kept her lips sealed.

Doctors in Germany have confirmed that Putin's main political opponent has been deliberately poisoned with nerve agent Novichok. Putin responded, "Come on, why would I poison him when I could simply convince him to fall out of the top floor window by 'accident'?"

Scientists in Australia have discovered that honeybee venom kills breast cancer. And that's coming from a doctor you can trust.

A drone in Tel Aviv dropped little bags of free weed on people below, as part of a promotion for a marijuana delivery service. Hey, it's not a bad way to solve the tension in the middle east. "The Palestinians are upset again? Send in the drones." When those little baggies dropped down, I hope they yelled "Marijuanmo"!

A woman at a zoo in Thailand took a photo of herself fondling a tiger's testicles. When asked how it felt, the tiger responded "Gggggrrrrrreat!"