Wax Trump Statue Removed Because People Kept Punching It?

(And More POLITICS News)

Good news, procrastinators. Due to the pandemic, the IRS has decided to push back the filing deadline for taxes to May 15. That's not all-- toilet paper and sourdough are now deductible! I'm glad the deadline is now mid-May... I mid-May actually pay mine this year! But probably not.

Did you guys catch this? In San Antonio, Texas, Madame Tussaud’s was forced to remove their Wax Trump statue because people wouldn't stop punching it. Unfortunately they can't store it safely at Mar-a-Lago either, because Marjorie Taylor Greene loves groping it.

This is scary. Kim Jong Un's sister Kim Yo Jong has given the US a warning, telling Biden not to "cause a stink at its first step" and not to "give off powder smell in our land". I don't know what she means by "powder smell", but if this is about the Gold Bond I put on my unmentionables every morning, I will not be bullied!

Here's a fun one. President Biden accidentally called Kamala "President Harris" last week during a speech. Of course when Kamala heard about it, she reacted with her signature way-too-long laugh that seethes with an inner bloodlust and rage.

This probably won't shock you. According to many political analysts, the GOP's core purpose now is not governing but simply "owning the libs". Meanwhile, research shows that the Democrats' core purpose remains creating more Bernie Sanders memes.

Bonus story! Sean Hannity was caught on break when the cameras were still rolling, vaping away on an e-cigarette. Apparently his favorite flavors are Propaganda Peach, Whatabout Watermelon, and Bullshit Blueberry. I'm surprised that Sean is a vapist. Real Republicnas smoke marlboros.. unfiltered... in enclosed spaces to spread COVID and enrage the Dems. 'Murica!