Video Shows Marjorie Taylor Greene Rubbing Cardboard Trump Crotch?!
(And More TRUMP News)
Well, QAnon Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene is in the news, again, because a video has gone viral that shows her rubbing the crotch of a Donald Trump cardboard cutout. Man, she moved on him like a bitch. The best part is, when you're a Congresswoman, they let you do it. Can you imagine if AOC rubbed a cardboard Biden crotch? Hannity would implode into a dark matter black hole.
This is weird. Fresh from being booted off her committees, Majorie Taylor Greene gave a "screw you, democrats" press conference that must have impressed Matt Gaetz a lot because he commented "That was so good I almost had to smoke a cigarette afterwards." Look Matt, we all know you really want to get into Marjorie's pants, but unless you're a cardboard cutout of Trump, she's just not that into you.
A Catholic priest from Nebraska is being kicked out of the church after he boasted about performing an 'exorcism' at the US Capitol riots. Um, looks like his exorcism failed-- the demon is still there. The priest said, "Alright, I'll leave. But can I keep the altar boys?" And the church said, "Of course."
Here's something surprising. Newly released records show that several of the rioters who stormed the US Capitol did not even vote in the very election they were protesting. Can you blame them? The lines were filled with mask-less, super-spreadin' white supremacists. Most of them won't vote in the next election either-- 'cause you can't vote from jail.
Finally, Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for his role in negotiating the "Abraham Accords" between Israel and several Arab nations. It's amazing the progress you can make on peace in the Middle East when you have access to a Jewish Space Laser.