UK Mom Live-Streaming Childbirth on OnlyFans, Selling Breastmilk Too?!

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Due to shortages, Chick-fil-A is now rationing out one dipping sauce per entrée. But don't worry-- homophobia is still unlimited.

This made me smile. Gwyneth Paltrow has gone viral again, for admitting that she "broke down and ate bread" during lockdown. We've obtained exclusive footage of Gwyneth moments after she tasted it. "It is a new world!"

In the UK, a 39-year-old mom says she'll be live-streaming her next birth for $15k on OnlyFans and will even be selling the breast milk. And she'll need all that money to cover the kid's psychiatry bills. I call dibs on the umbilical cord! Don't ask.

In California, a woman says she lost a $26M lottery fortune by putting the ticket in the washing machine. She's in jail now, for obvious reasons-- money laundering.

Did you guys catch this? Ellen Degeneres has announced she's ending her talk show. For her next job, she plans to work in a nuclear plant since she's most comfortable in toxic environments.

Finally, a spokesman for the Yankees says 7 vaccinated members tested positive for Covid. On the bright side, it's the first positive news for the Yankees all year!