UK Man is First to Break his Penis Vertically?!

(And More CRAZY News Stories)

Get this. In New Zealand, a man set his house on fire after trying to cook steak in his toaster. Well done, sir. Well done. I hope there wasn't much damage... to the steak.

In South America, a restaurant's chicken wings are so good, a guy refused to stop eating them while being robbed at gunpoint. It was the second time that day the customer had yelled out, "Just take my money!!"

Here's something sad. Last week, a wedding chef died after falling into a vat of chicken soup he was preparing. It's a lesson to us all. Chicken soup CAN be for the soul, but it can also take a soul away.

In Great Britain, a guy has become famous for being the first man to break his penis length-wise while having sex. On the bright side, the guy now has the best pick up line ever: "Wanna sign my cast?"

Finally, Joey Chestnut won his 14th straight Hot Dog eating contest, beating his own record by devouring 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes. Fun fact: he beat another record later that day, by devouring 17 bottles of Tums.