UFC's Mackenzie Dern Says Baby Made Her Better Fighter?!

(And More INTERNATIONAL News)

Good news, from Paris, France: B-boys and b-girls are rejoicing because the Olympics are giving break dancing a spin in 2024. The only downside is competitors have to bring their own cardboard boxes.

Listen up, MMA fans. Brazilian-American UFC star Mackenzie Dern says having a baby made her a better fighter. It makes sense, I mean it always helps to have a sparring partner. Man, what a MILF: Mom I'd love to *fight*.

In the UK, a commercial is terrifying children by showing Santa dying of Covid. It's deceptive advertising though, because Santa actually has great coverage through the North Pole's Universal Elf Care.

In China, new COVID safety guidelines recommend that flight attendants use diapers instead of lavatories during flights. Looks like the mixed nuts aren't the only thing being served warm.

In England, one of the first people to get the COVID-19 vaccine was an 81-year-old man whose legal name is William Shakespeare. Before the shot, he asked himself "to vaccine, or not to vaccine? He said "I'm glad I did my part to make coronavirus... much ado about nothing."

Finally, In the mile-high-club department, a British Airways stewardess is under investigation for a prostitution side-hustle she ran while the plane was in the air. Apparently she doesn't let clients finish until *everything* is in the upright position.