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Uber Doing Weed Delivery?!

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Geoff Plitt
Apr 22, 2021
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Here's something nuts. Jackass star Steve-O poured hot sauce directly into his eye during an episode of the "Hot Ones" challenge. It hurt so bad, he promised to only do it 20 more times. I hear Steve-O's optometrist is really enjoying that new yacht.

Good news, potheads. Uber's CEO says the ride-hailing company may soon get into cannabis delivery. Investors were skeptical until he showed them it would double the profits of Uber Eats. Unfortunately there's no word yet about surge pricing on April 20.

Everybody's getting into the weed game. Family Matters star Jaleel White is launching a "Purple Urkle" line of marijuana products. It promises to have all customers saying "Did I smoke thaaaat?"

This is scary. The Consumer Product Safety Commission is urging people with children at home to stop using the Peloton Tread Plus treadmill after a child died in an accident. What they won't tell you? Before he died, that child was ABSOLUTELY JACKED.

Finally, in Houston, Domino's has launched pizza delivery by robot. That's a horrifying idea. Unless it means I don't have to tip them. In which case I welcome our deep-dish robot overlords.

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