Twitch Bans "Simp" and "Virgin"?!

(And More TECHNOLOGY News)

In voice assistant news, Apple's Siri can finally play animal sounds, providing answers to the burning questions kids ask. Let's try it. Siri, what do lambs sound like? ("They were screaming.") Nope. Never doing that again.

In video game news, Sony has removed Cyberpunk 2077 from the PlayStation Store due to glitches so terrible, gamers sometimes saw character's penises poking through their pants. Glitch? That's literally the best feature of a game I've ever heard of. If I could play Super Mario with his balls hanging out the entire time, I'd be much more excited about finally meeting up with the princess and her peach.

Quick crypto update. The price of Bitcoin broke $20k for the first time, a sign the cryptocurrency is on the rise. In a related story my personal cryptocurrency Plitt-Coin is still trending well below a dollar! It's the bargain of the century people, jump on it!!

Finally, to combat bullying and toxic comments, Twitch has banned the words "simp" and "virgin". And If you're wondering what "simp" even means, you're probably a virgin. Wait, if they banned the word virgin, how am I supposed to livestream my olive oil reviews?