Tucker Carlson Hates Women in the Military?!

(And More RIGHT WING News)

Congress is debating the "For the People Act" which fixes many aspects of our voting system, but Republican Senator Mike Lee says it was "written in Hell by the Devil himself". Mike's not the only one who shares that opinion-- he's got the agreement of his entire church at Our Lady of Voter Suppression. Honestly, if Satan wrote this bill, that's quite a hot streak. He just wrote the last 10 Nicolas Cage movies.

In espionage news, Kevin McCarthy is trying to get congressman Eric Swalwell kicked off the intelligence committee because of his romance with a Chinese woman he later found out is a spy named Fang Fang. Which means because of Fang Fang, Swalwell may be f*cked f*cked.

In Trump ass-kissing news, Alabama's GOP is giving Donald a framed resolution calling him one of the "greatest" presidents in history. We have obtained exclusive footage of the conversation they had to reach this decision.

This makes my blood boil. Look at what misogynist Tucker Carlson recently said about women in the military... It prompted major backlash from the Pentagon and many others in the media. But I don't know guys, maybe we should listen to Tucker, after all he is a shining example of macho masculinity.

Finally, the dog-whistle of the week award goes to Arizona state Republican John Kavanagh who said it's not just the quantity, but the "quality" of votes that matters. I guess just like air quality, he thinks it's bad when they're brown.