Trump Rebooting "The Apprentice"?

(And More TRUMP News)

Ready for the latest crazy? According to White House insiders, Trump held a heated Oval Office meeting to discuss declaring martial law which devolved into a screaming match among his advisers. It was at that point that Giuliani stepped in to change Trump's diaper.

Our favorite voice of reason, Dr. Fauci, was asked about making holiday exceptions to being careful about coronavirus, and said "I'm not seeing my kids for Christmas and neither should you". Not having to spend time with your kids? Finally something he and Trump agree on.

Did you guys catch this? Sources say Trump is considering a reboot of "The Apprentice". It will be an exciting competition to see who can destroy their future job prospects the fastest. The winner receives one million dollars of Trump's debt.

Here's something amusing. In a TV interview, President Obama said the GOP has become "the minority party". I wonder if that means Republicans will now kneel during the national anthem? Oh, I'm getting an update: Trump says he should get to stay in office due to Affirmative Action.

Finally, this is hilarious. Donald Trump's failed casino in Atlantic City is scheduled for demolition, and the city is auctioning off the privilege of pressing the "boom" button, to the highest bidder. "How much expendable income do we have exactly, Bill?" asked Hillary.