Trump Organization Probe Upgraded to "Criminal"!

(And More POLITICS news)

Here's something dumb. Rand Paul says he's not getting vaccinated because he already had Covid, which goes against CDC recommendations. He later said "But I could be swayed if you told me the vaccine came with a free perm".

Good news! New York's attorney general has upgraded its investigation into the Trump family business to a "criminal" probe. Which means very soon every member of the Trump family will be standing in front of a judge and saying "I may have committed some light... treason". And Ivanka is already retooling her fashion line accordingly.

In Giuliani news, Rudy's son Andrew is running for governor of NY, and claimed in an interview that he has 30 years of political experience despite being 35 years old. Look guys, it's not his fault he's bad at math. His dad only taught him the numbers 9 and 11.

In Obama news, Barack was being interviewed about UFOs and had some very interesting thoughts on the matter.... You know, stuff like that fills me with wonder and hope. Hope that one of those UFOs contains his birth certificate.

Finally, a new detail has emerged about the recent FBI raid on Rudy Giuliani's house: apparently they ended up seizing 18 electronic devices. Even stranger, only twelve of them were designed for butt stuff!