Trump Launching His Own Social Platform?!

(And More RIGHT-WING News)

Listen to this. Trump advisor Jason Miller says Trump will soon launch his own platform to return to social media. The platform has several features to make it more Trump-friendly. For example, only capital letters are allowed, and if you forget to misspell a word, they'll insert a typo for you.

In insurrection news, the NAACP is suing Trump for the Capitol riot, and served papers to him recently at Mar-a-Lago, but apparently the guy who received the papers, named "Ricky", has vanished. Police are asking everyone to be on the lookout for this "Ricky" Giuliani guy as he's known to be a slippery fellow.

Quick QAnon update. The latest fairy tale they believe is that the green lighting that shined on the White House's for St. Patrick's Day was a secret "Go" message, telling them to move forward with a March 20 protest against vaccines, masking, and closures. To be honest, I'm kind of impressed. Impressed that they didn't think it means Trump is now a leprechaun whose rainbow they can follow to find a golden pot of fraudulent ballots.

This is cool. Krispy Kreme is giving away free donuts with proof of a COVID Vaccine. Apparently Krispy Kreme is also luring anti-vaxxers by promising 50% fewer Bill Gates microchips in their Boston Cremes. Meanwhile, Mar a Lago is giving out a free round of golf to anyone that proves they *didn't* get the vaccine.

Finally, In response to Colorado's "no-meat week", neighboring state Nebraska has declared Pro-Meat Day. Their other neighbor, Kansas, has remained neutral by declaring "Go to Subway-- Who Knows What The Heck It Is" day.