Trump Hired a Fake Obama? (5 News Jokes)
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With three weeks to go before facing off with Biden, Donald Trump is refusing to do any serious debate preparation. It's not that surprising coming from a guy who also refused to do any serious presidenting.
And Joe hasn't just been hiding in his basement. Biden, now 77 years old, visited the site of the World Trade Center in memory of 9/11. Asked how he avoids any appearance of having dementia, he said "Never Forget".
The President has been trying to win over conservatives. Trump's new list of potential Supreme Court justices includes Republican senators Tom Cotton and Ted Cruz. Number one on the list? The "My Pillow" guy.
Trump's old lawyer is back in the news. Michael Cohen says there's an RNC video where Trump hired an Obama look-alike so he could fire him. He also hired an Ivanka look-alike so he could... oh god I don't want to know.
Voting has already begun in some states. A voter in New Hampshire who was asked to go change her anti-Trump T-shirt due to electioneering rules opted to just vote topless instead. This could be a great way to increase voter turnout... turn polling stations into pole-dancing stations.