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Trump Banned from Twitter!

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Trump Banned from Twitter!

(And Other SOCIAL MEDIA News)

Geoff Plitt
Jan 15, 2021
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Trump Banned from Twitter!

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In Congress, the house of representatives has introduced articles of impeachment for Trump's incitement of the violent mob. It's huge news. Let's see what Trump said in reply: (crickets).

Yes, Trump was permanently banned from Twitter. He made several attempts to circumvent the ban by posting on other accounts, which were quickly deleted, in what some described as a game of "presidential whack-a-mole". Man, I wish there was a real Presidential whack-a-mole game. You know, if Trump ever runs low on money, he could set up a whole Trump carnival where you can dunk him, guess his weight, or throw chicken nuggets at his mouth.

Trump can't keep a social media account to save his life these days. Even Shopify, Spotify, Snapchat, and Pinterest have suspended him. But I don't know, does he really care about any of those platforms? If you really wanna hit him where it hurts-- ban him from Ivanka's OnlyFans.

Actress Lucy Lawless slammed Kevin Sorbo for calling Capitol insurrectionists patriots", tweeting "[No], they are your flying monkeys, homegrown-terrorist QAnon ... douchebags that go out and do the evil bidding of people like you..." Damn, Xena Warrior Princess just kicked Evil Hercules' ass! Oh, I'm getting an update: she's changing her name to Lucy Law-ful.

Finally, a video has gone viral showing a guy eagerly licking a dirty boot on a train. It's either the grossest thing I've seen in a long, long time, or a spot-on impression of Ted Cruz having lunch with Trump.

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