Here's something that makes me smile. The "World’s Hottest Grandma" topless 2021 calendar is back after being "shadow-banned" by Instagram. I'm glad they went with the name "World’s Hottest Grandma" instead of their first idea-- the "SAG Awards". Wow, what a bunch of GILFs-- Grandma's I'd Like to Friend.
Listen up, video gamers. KFC has launched a 4K gaming console which, no joke, includes a built-in chicken warmer. Not to be outdone, Taco Bell is working on their own video game console that comes with a built-in bidet and a cell phone that can only call the paramedics.
This sounds like I made it up but it's real: The ashes of Scotty from Star Trek have been smuggled aboard the International Space Station by a friend of his family. When NASA found out, they told the crew to beam his remains back down immediately, but the astronaut in charge said "I dinnae have the power." Apparently there was an earlier attempt to get William Shatner's ashes onto the ISS, until people were shocked to discover he's not dead yet.
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