Here's something fun. A lyric in a new Snoop Dogg song is getting attention for implying that he smoked weed with Barack Obama in the White House. Asked to comment, Michelle said "I told you guys greens are important." But the Obamas are concerned this could alter Barack's legacy and make him viewed as... even cooler than he already is.
In Washington DC, two cop cars were totaled after officers did an illegal drag race. So *that's* why they always pull people over and ask "how fast do you think you were going?" Jealousy!
In Texas, a woman was charged with a felony for not returning a VHS tape, but didn't find out about it til 21 years later. She was sentenced to three years for theft and 30 years for not rewinding.
In the UK, a guy robbed a McDonald's, demanding chicken McNuggets, but had to accept breakfast food because it was too early. Once they caught the guy, he was left with Egg McNothin'. He's in jail now, and his cellmate is, you guessed it, the Hamburglar.
In New Zealand, a racing dog trainer has been disqualified after one of his greyhounds tested positive for Meth. And so marks the first time Jesse Pinkman is actually accurate ins calling a client "Bitch!" And now the search begins, to find the dog's dealer.
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