Scientists Teach Pigs to Play Video Games!?

(And More SCIENCE News)

Listen up, tech bros. Elon Musk was on Joe Rogan's podcast and said he wants the Tesla Roadster to hover, but it's proving difficult. Come on Elon, you made Bitcoin rise 15% with a single tweet. You can't get a Tesla to rise 15 inches?

This is cool. According to a new study, pigs can be trained to play video games with their snouts. Unfortunately the only games they're any good at are Snortnite and World of Boarcraft.

Here's something cute. An animal shelter in Alabama used speed dating to get longtime residents adopted for Valentine's Day. Imagine that conversation at the dog park. "Wow, your puppy is so cute. Where'd you get him? Shelter? Breeder? Pet store?" -"Nah. Bumble!"

In coronavirus news, according to a new survey, nearly a third of US adults are in a "wait and see" mindset about the Covid-19 vaccine. I guess that means, they're gonna wait until they get COVID and then see what it's like to die in total isolation.

Bonus story! The Kazakhstani bodybuilder who married his sex doll says he wants to expand his harem soon and have several robo-wives. Woah woah woah buddy, are you robo-sexual or Mormon? Pick a lane.