Rudy Giuliani's Disgusting Up-Skirt Tennis Story

(And More POLITICS News)

Here's something gross. Rudy Giuliani was on Steve Bannon's podcast this week, and told a "funny story" about seeing LPGA star Michelle Wie's panties when she bent over on the golf course, only to have Michelle respond on Twitter "What this person should have remembered from that day was the fact that I shot 64 and beat every male golfer in the field leading our team to victory." Oh snap! Apparently Rudy was so humiliated by her epic take-down that he hasn't left his cave since.

In John Kerry news, John Kerry claims the world has only 9 years to avoid "climate calamity". Trust me, the man knows about global warming. His face has been melting since 1998.

This is awful. Joe Biden's dog Champ is 12, which is quite old for a German Shepherd, but that didn't stop NewsMax guest Greg Kelly from calling Champ "dirty", fit for a "junkyard", and "unlike a presidential dog". First of all, that guy should be ashamed of making fun of the president's loyal senior pupper. Second of all, I'll take this White House's dirty dog any day over the last administration's.

Did you guys catch this? In an interview with USA Today, Dwayne "The Rock'' Johnson said he would run for president "if that’s what people wanted", but Green Party spokesperson Michael O'Neil said last week The Rock is "not tough enough" for the job. I dunno, you'd have to be pretty tough to be the first president who wears a fanny pack.

Finally, according to sources close to Trump, the former president has been complaining that "my foes are going to be investigating or suing me for the rest of my life". Correct.