Republicans Refuse to Go Through Metal Detectors?

(And More POLITICS News)

This really pisses me off. Several arrogant Republican members of Congress have been circumventing the metal detectors installed after the riot at the Capitol. Democrats, it's time to fight back. Replace the metal detectors… with lie detectors.

Lindsey Graham, always a source of logic and reason, says impeaching Trump on his way out the door will lead to impeaching George Washington. When Lin-Manuel Miranda heard that, he immediately started writing new Hamilton lyrics. "You was the first president, you fought and you bled, but yo' ass got impeached when you was already dead, OHHH!" I am really white.

Republican Congresswoman and QAnon superspreader Marjorie Taylor Greene says she plans on filing articles of impeachment against President Biden on his second day in office. Apparently Article 1 is "Not being Trump" and Article 2 is "See Article 1".

In his final week in office, Trump has been completely ignoring his duties, leaving Mike Pence to assist with inauguration activities, and essentially be the "acting" president. According to sources in the White House, Pence really loves the idea of 'acting' because it makes him feel like a dirty Hollywood liberal and Mother gets all star struck and titliated in his presence.

Trump moved his inauguration-day flight to Florida earlier because he didn't want to ask Biden’s permission to use Air Force One in the afternoon. Actually, that's pretty smart of Trump. Save that favor for later when you beg Biden for a pardon.

Finally, Joe wasn't the only Biden inaugurated on Wednesday. His rescue dog, Major, was "indogurated" in a special ceremony-- with heightened security.