Proud Boys Leader Arrested!

(And More News Updates on the CAPITOL COUP)

Good news! The horns-and-fur-wearing "QAnon Shaman" is in jail. Apparently he refused to eat until they gave him a special organic diet. But since they don't have organic food in jail, they just made him eat his costume.

Ready for some crazy? The latest QAnon conspiracy is that the laptop stolen from Pelosi's office in the Capitol siege was taken by a special forces team under Trump's orders to find evidence of her "crimes". It's obviously a pile of QAnonsense. But just in case, I've already got a made-for-TV movie pitch called "Seal Team: Hicks'' ready to go. If it is true, I doubt they'll be able to extract the contents of the laptop when Trump's top hacker is his son Eric.

I can't believe how dumb some people are. The leader of the Proud Boys has been arrested after posting a photo of himself smoking in the capitol building. He faces 1 year for trespassing, 1 year for plotting to assassinate the Vice President, and 30 years for smoking indoors.

This makes my blood boil. Congresswoman and QAnon zombie Lauren Boebert is under investigation for tweeting Nancy Pelosi's location during the insurrection, which rioters, including her own mother, could have used to kidnap Pelosi or worse. Boy, I can't wait for the TV movie they'll make about this one. "Stop The Steal or My Mom Will Overthrow Democracy".

Looks like insurrections have consequences. Capitol rioters have been showing up at airports only to discover they're now on no-fly lists. Wow, what a waste. Of frequent flyer miles. When Mike Pence heard about this he said "Ooo, can I get on the no-fly list?".

Finally, in case you missed it, Arnold Schwarzenegger posted a poignant video after the Capitol riot, condemning violence and fascism while holding the sword from "Conan the Barbarian". He followed it up with a shorter video, speaking directly to President Trump. "F*ck you asshole".