North Korea Has Zero Coronavirus?!

(And more POLITICS News)

In dictatorship news, North Korea says they have a perfect record with Coronavirus and have zero cases in the country. Riiiight. Same as the excellent job they did there stopping starvation, torture and bad haircuts. I believe it!

Here's something for your nightmares. Rudy Giuliani's son Andrew says he's heavily considering a 2022 run for Governor of New York. It looks like he's serious about following in his dad's footsteps, because he just booked a sex shop parking lot for his announcement speech, and asked his cousin out on a date.

Mike Pence has signed a 7 figure book deal. If you look inside, the book is dedicated to "Mother". Asked if that means his wife or his mom, he said "Both".

Finally, according to Google, searches for "Trump" are at their lowest point since 2015. Also at that lowest point since 2015, Bernie Sanders' balls.