New Study Says Bees Most Important Lifeform?

(And More ANIMAL News)

Here's something cute. According to a new report, children choose to save dogs over humans, while adults would sacrifice 100 dogs to save one human. Dogs, on the other hand, would sacrifice 1,000 humans for one piece of chicken. And if their human peed on the new carpet? Straight to the electric chair.

In Hawaii, a fatal attack on a surfer has a little less mystery around it after DNA tests confirmed the attacker was… a shark. It was actually a relief for the shark, because the DNA also showed he was not... the surfer's baby-daddy.

In California, a buck with a hammock tangled in its antlers was finally rescued after several months of discomfort. Once free, the majestic creature said it was excited to go back to being buck naked.

Well, it's official. The EarthWatch Institute has announced that bees are the most important living being on the planet. Wow, don't tell the murder hornets. Or Kanye. In a related story, they've determined that the least important beings on the planet... are still the Kardashians.

Bonus Story: Tesla’s new "boombox" feature will let car owners blast custom audio clips at people outside the car. Apparently the most popular sound is "Hey, look at me! I'm driving a Tesla!! LOOK AT ME!!!"