Mayor Tells Trump: Put Your Big Boy Pants On!

(ELECTION RECAP JOKES)

In his closing argument before election day, Donald Trump released what appears to be a lovemaking tutorial.

Steve Bannon tweeted that Trump should behead Fauci and put his head on a pike, so, surprise-suprise, he's been banned from Twitter permanently. Some people said Bannon's head should be on a pike, but... why pick on an innocent pike?

At one point during Trump's temper tantrum over losing, Philadelphia mayor Jim Kenney told him to "put his big boy pants on". I agree, Jim. And remember Mr. President-- Giuliani can help you zip up!

Did you guys catch this? Trump's "spiritual adviser" held a bizarre prayer service, speaking in tongues and claiming to hear the "sound of victory". You gotta see it. "Strike! Strike! Strike!" Strike three! Trump's out!

To cap it all off, Trump's chief of staff, Mark Meadows, has now been infected by coronavirus. Trump was so impressed, he promoted Mark to Chief of Staph infections.