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Marvel's Loki is Bisexual!

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Marvel's Loki is Bisexual!

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Geoff Plitt
Jul 2, 2021
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Marvel's Loki is Bisexual!

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In Marvel's Avengers news, the director behind the new "Loki" series has confirmed that the god of mischief is bisexual. I guess that explains why I caught him checking out my Asgard! Asked how he feels after experimenting with the same sex, Loki said "thor".

Did you guys catch this? Britney Spears is finally opening up in court about the awful details of her conservatorship, including that her father forced her to wear an IUD, wouldn't let her get married, and made her perform while running a 102° fever. Hey Britney, at least you have a dad who cares about you. Must be nice! But I can sympathize. My conservators force me to tell hilarious jokes on camera every day for you guys Save me!

In Rome, Pope Francis had an unusual encounter at his weekly audience meeting: Spider Man. Apparently Spidey loves the Pope's motto for the Church - with great power comes zero responsibility.

Finally, according to a new interview, Kim Kardashian says she "probably" would not have been as successful without her sex tape. I just have one word to say: "probably"? In a related story, Charles Barkley says he probably wouldn't have been as successful without basketball. Listen Kim, if you really want to take your success to the next level, you could always do a sex tape... with me! Call me!

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