Mark Zuckerberg's Cringey American Flag Video

(And More POLITICS News)

In Facebook news, Mark Zuckerberg posted a cringey video of himself foil surfing while holding an American flag. Hey at least it's better than his old hobby: foiling democracy.

Facebook is testing prompts that ask users if they're worried a friend is "becoming an extremist". The way it works is, if you select "yes", that friend will be all you ever see on your feed. And does extreme sports count as extremism? 'Cause I know a guy.

In Donald Trump news, Junior may have accidentally ruined his dad's defense strategy in the New York tax fraud case by posting a 13 minute video admitting Trump personally paid for Weisselberg’s grandkids’ school. Oh, I'm getting an update: the 11-year-old grand-kid has just graduated from 6th grade and is now a professor at Trump University.

Check this out. A rare copy of the Declaration of Independence found in someone's attic has sold for $4.4M. "Sweet! I finally have all the clues I need to solve the riddle of the Freemasons", said Nicolas Cage.

Finally, move over, QAnon, there's a new crazy conspiracy theory in town. A group of wackos in Missouri held a huge rally to spread their belief that "birds aren't real". Apparently they stick to the absurd belief that all birds are government-controlled drone fakes. Hey nutjobs, I got one for ya. Is this bird real?