Man Dies After Doing 300 Squats As Punishment?!
(And More CRAZY News Stories)
Here's something bizarre. In Thailand, a video has gone viral showing a giant lizard climbing the walls of a 7-11. In response, Warner Bros' marketing team has sent a giant monkey to I'm sure completely improve the situation there.
In China, five hitmen were jailed after each one hired the next to carry out a murder that was never committed. Turns out, they weren't charged for attempted murder, but rather, for outsourcing. "We don't do that here," said China.
Good news, Irish gay people! Ireland is now legally recognizing same sex parents. The catch is, all same-sex marriages have to be officiated by a Leprechaun.
In the Philippines, a man who broke the Covid-19 curfew died after police forced him to do 300 squats as punishment. According to the expert who did the autopsy, it's the first time someone's cause of death was MAKING GAINS!
Finally, after 30 years, the record holder for world’s longest fingernails has cut them all off. Apparently the nails are now in Orlando as an exhibit at Ripley's Believe it Or Not. Will I be avoiding that place? You better believe it. And the first thing she did with short nails? Finally wiping.