Kazakhstan Bodybuilder Marries his Sex Doll?

(And More INTERNATIONAL News Jokes)

Tasmania has declared itself 100% powered by renewable electricity. And for those of you who are curious, here's a video of their main source of energy.

In Germany, a professor who is a hardcore Star Wars fan repainted an observatory to look like a giant R2-D2. In your face, BB8! In any event, R2D2 is better than the professor's first idea-- a giant "no hot chicks allowed" sign.

In Czechoslovakia, a deer charged into a hunter, snagged the man's gun on its antlers, and fled into the woods with the weapon. And so the hunted has become the hunter! Apparently the deer's first target will be that bastard who killed Bambi's mom. Spoiler alert.

Finally, in Kazakhstan, a bodybuilder has gotten married his beloved sex doll. His friends say it was love at first purchase. For the honeymoon, he's planned a romantic getaway to an industrial strength lubrication factory. The only way this goes wrong is if he leaves her in the car on a hot day.