Kamala Harris Admits She Saw The Fly? Let's Talk About Politics! (6 News Jokes)
This week, Trump and Biden held dueling Town Halls, which some described as "Mr. Rogers vs. Someone's Crazy Uncle". Hey if you combine the two, you'd have the next hot kid's show... Crazy Uncle Rogers!
Is it me or do Trump supporters have a death wish? A Trump surrogate from Georgia took coronavirus denial to the next level by crowd-surfing during a rally. A reporter asked him "What are you thinking?" and he said "Hey, I'm just trying to catch the third wave".
Normally, I'm not fond of Southern colloquialisms, but Lindsey Graham said something to the democrats that was music to my ears this week: "Y'all have a good chance of winning the White House." Thanks Lindsey! I'll return the favor. Ya'll are a two-faced, lying, zero-integrity, shameful shadow of John McCain. Ya'll don't come back now, y'hear!
Being a Trump supporter is rough on the whole family. Giuliani’s daughter has posted on social media urging people to vote for Biden. In response, Giluliani has reached out to the Kremlin to see if they have any dirt on his daughter.
For Republicans, lying comes naturally. Utah's Republican Attorney General got out of an upcoming debate by claiming he had to attend his father's funeral in Hawaii, but on the day of the debate he was found at home holding a political event. When confronted he said "Oh no no no, you see, that WAS a funeral-- for my career."
Here's something fun. Kamala Harris was on Rachel Maddow's show and had a very coy way of admitting she did notice the fly on Pence's head during the debate. Ooo oo, Kamala, I have some further questions… Do you think Ben Affleck is the worst Batman? Would you risk American soldier's lives to save Baby Yoda? Does Chipotle give you as much gas as it does me?