Jared's Secret Santa Plan! (And more POLITICS news)

Plus: Mitch McConnell's black hands, and Pope Francis on civil unions

If you thought the Trump administration was finished with ridiculous blunders, you're not paying attention. The Wall Street Journal is reporting that Jared Kushner had a plan to spend $250M in taxpayer money to get mall Santas to promote the COVID vaccine in December. They realized the plan wouldn't work when the early vaccine, like Santa, turned out to be make-believe.

New photos reveal Mitch McConnell is having a medical issue that's turning his hand black. Not as black as his soul. But seriously, if they turn any blacker, he might be turned away from voting in his state.

New reporting says Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett was a trustee at a school that banned gay teachers, students, and students of gay parents. If there is a god, at least 2 of her 7 kids will be totally gay.

Pope Francis has announced he supports civil unions for gay couples. I guess church leaders worry that without denying rights to gay people, they'll lose the main reason people stay Catholic. Asked how it felt to make such a proclamation, the pope said "infallible".

Nothing like an election to bring out the weirdos. In Iowa, a man who was caught stealing election signs then proceeded to steal his neighbors newspapers that reported it. In fact, I had a punchline for this story, but the guy stole that too!

Finally, In Pennsylvania, a Billboard accusing Biden of dementia forgot one little thing: how to spell dementia. Well, that's what happens when you trust billboard design to Don Jr. I'm just worried this could start a war between grammar nazis... and actual nazis.