It’s finally July! Beaches are closed, but at least the constant fireworks will make a little more sense this week.
Please sink your teeth into these juicy comedy nuggets I enjoyed recently.
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Having your mask under your chin in public is like having sex but putting the condom on just your balls.
Happy July 4th!