Group Wants to Change "Breast Milk" to "Chest Milk"?

(And More SCIENCE News)

In SpaceX news, Elon Musk is asking officials in Texas if he can start his own city there and call it "Starbase". They said "Look Elon, you can call it "Texas BBQ Sucks Land" for all we care, as long as you fix our electrical grid. Elon even suggested it could be a sanctuary city for aliens. And they went "Oh, like undocumented immigrants?" and Elon said, "No".

Elon Musk's SpaceX Starship rocket suffered another mishap, exploding upon landing, which seems to keep happening. Now, I'm no rocket-scientist, but if Teslas work so well, shouldn't this thing be electric?  Anyway, rumor has it Elon doesn't mind the landing failures because he's launching a new cryptocurrency, "CrashCoin". Every time a rocket explodes, CrashCoin skyrockets.

Here's something cool. Animal behavior experts say a cuttlefish has passed a cognitive test designed for human children, where they resisted taking food immediately to get a better reward later. And they say the reward that works best with cuttlefish... is cuddling.

Listen to this. North Pole Scientists say they've observed a "space hurricane" 1000-miles wide with swirling masses of plasma raining electrons down to earth. Great, that's all we need, something else for my mom to blame when her computer doesn't work.

In the UK, a group of health experts are pushing to change the term "breast milk" to "chest milk" to be more inclusive. Apparently they also want to rename mammograms to man-o-grams, and treasure chests will be called "treasure breasts".

Bonus Story! In Japan, gun bans have worked so well that criminals are now using crossbows. It's gotten so bad, Tokyo Disneyland just kicked out Chewbacca.