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"Game of Thrones" COVID Fraud? Let's Talk About Weird Stories From the News! (5 News Jokes)

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"Game of Thrones" COVID Fraud? Let's Talk About Weird Stories From the News! (5 News Jokes)

Geoff Plitt
Oct 19, 2020
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"Game of Thrones" COVID Fraud? Let's Talk About Weird Stories From the News! (5 News Jokes)

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Luck was a lady tonight, because a family in Europe won $6.4M recently, after using the same lottery numbers for 25 years. Asked to comment, the Mom said "We're so happy! And we only spent 8 million on lottery tickets to finally win!"

It's never too late for self-improvement. In Pennsylvania, a man made headlines by getting his high school diploma right before his 100th birthday. Hey, better late than never! No word yet on whether he lost his virginity before prom.

Criminals are getting creative. A man in North Carolina has been charged for fraudulently taking COVID relief money using shell companies he named after "Game of Thrones" characters. Putting his likeability somewhere between Joffrey and Ramsey, and his survivability between Ned Stark and... Ned Stark.

Ice cream lovers, this one's for you. A delivery man was caught on camera dipping his you-know-what in a customer’s Ben & Jerry’s. Oh I'm getting an update: apparently that's just the secret ingredient in every scrumptious pint of Chubby Hubby.

Finally, a woman in West Virginia has pleaded guilty to killing her boyfriend so she could marry her father. When Trump heard this, he told Ivanka, "You know…. I could pardon that."

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