Fans Want a Muppets "Great Gatsby" Adaptation?

(And Other ENTERTAINMENT News)

Looks like everyone is stressed out these days. Rapper Dr. Dre is in the hospital after suffering a brain aneurysm. According to my sources, he had just finished a triple shift in the coronavirus ward. Adding insult to injury, Eminem won't stop yelling at him while he's in the healing tank. When staff asked him if he needed a prescription for medical marijuana, the entire room burst out laughing and they haven't stopped since.

Did you guys catch this? On New Years Eve, a man got so drunk he legally changed his name to Céline Dion, and had no memory of it the next day. You know, compared with all the atrocities happening in America right now, it must be great to live in Canada. That was their biggest news story of 2020!

In Hip Hop news, rapper DaBaby was arrested in Beverly Hills for alleged gun possession. Looks like he's going to need DaLawyer to help him avoid DaPrison sentence. And by the time he's done serving time he'll be DaToddler.

The Great Gatsby is entering the public domain and twitter has been abuzz with fans clamoring for a Muppet adaptation-- which I fully support. I've obtained exclusive footage of Hollywood executives discussing the idea.