Employee Says Panda Express is a Sex Cult?!
(And More CRIME News)
In China, a new app by the government asks citizens to report anyone who has "mistaken opinions". Apparently, the most jail time goes to people who say the Star Wars prequel movies are the best ones in the franchise.
In California, a burglar was arrested for a break-in after his bodily fluids, one in particular, was found on a laptop with porn in the browser history. Now there's a guy who can take away but also give something back. The dumbest part of this whole story... he forgot to steal the laptop!
Here's something crazy. A former employee is suing Panda Express claiming they forced her to attend a seminar that had cult-like rituals and sexual humiliation. Experts say it's the creepiest Express since the Polar one.
Finally, in Florida, a crazy woman put an Uber driver into a "crippler crossface" hold and nearly choked him out. No word on whether the referee in the car saw him tap or not. The driver now has to decide whether to press charges or put the video on pay-per-view.