Elon Musk Stole the Monolith?

(And More RANDOM News of the Week)

Here's one for the technophobes. Many people at home couldn't use their robot vacuums or smart doorbells for several hours last week because Amazon’s servers were down. And when the servers finally came back online, they had another problem.

And there's more Amazon news. Six employees were sent to the hospital after an unknown smell prompted emergency investigations at an Amazon building. Unfortunately most of the workers weren't Prime members, so they got evacuated 3-5 business days later.

In we-might-not-be-alone-in-the-universe news, The mysterious silver monolith in the Utah desert has disappeared, removed by what reporters called "an unknown party". In a related story, Elon Musk says he can't wait to show the world his new office decoration.

More news about Elon Musk: The Tesla Tycoon is now richer than Bill Gates, and second only to Jeff Bezos. Elon says he hopes to soon have enough money to turn himself into a real boy.

Bad news, loitering fans: Guitar Center has filed for bankruptcy. Gosh, I hate to see them go out on a bad note. They should just convert to weed dispensaries - same customers and employees!

In food news, according to a new study, vegans are 43% more likely to break their bones than meat eaters are. Of course, it's mostly due to their jawbones snapping due to constantly yapping about being vegan.

Finally, a 12-year-old boy who was accepted to Georgia Tech says he wants a NASA career. That is, of course, if he doesn't get grounded. The best part of being a teenage astronaut is, in space no one can hear what you do when you lock yourself in the bathroom.