Elon Musk Refusing to Take Vaccine? Let's Talk About Technology! (5 News Jokes)

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In dermatology news, a new facial treatment is growing in popularity, that uses cells from discarded baby foreskin. And for the crazy doctors that came up with this, I've got the perfect name for ya: Moyel of Olay.

Tech CEOs can be sources of wisdom and reason during a pandemic. But not always. In a podcast interview, Elon Musk said he will not be taking the Coronavirus vaccine. Apparently he injected himself with Norton Antivirus and has been infection-free for years.

Scientists come in all shapes and sizes. A middle school student in Tennessee recently achieved nuclear fusion in his family playroom. Take that, whoever said America has lost the nuclear family.

A popular male chastity belt with "smart" wireless functionality turns out to be vulnerable to being remotely locked by hackers, who can trap your junk inside. When I saw this headline, at first I couldn't believe it was real. Sounds more like a leaked story arc for Mr. Robot Season 5: "THE DICK HACKER".

Finally, one last bonus story. Researchers gave thousands of dollars to homeless people and found that, despite stereotypes, those who received cash were able to find stable housing faster. And conversely, those who do have homes spent it all on drugs.