Elon Crashes Dogecoin While Appearing on SNL?!

(And More ENTERTAINMENT News)

In Saturday Night Live news, Elon Musk hosted SNL recently, which gave a big boost to ratings, but his favorite cryptocurrency Dogecoin, which had been on an epic upswing, crashed miserably. And they say Saturday Night Live isn't funny anymore. To the moon!

In horse racing news, the Kentucky Derby champion, Medina Spirit, is under investigation for failing its drug test, but the trainer says it ate hay urinated on by a staff member who took cough medicine. Ah, the old "I ate tainted hay, I'm not on meth" excuse. Hey it kept Jesse Pinkman out of jail, why not a horse?

Mother's Day was last Sunday, and animal rights group PETA honored Kim Kardashian by naming a rescued bovine "Kim Kowdashian" after her. How cute. In a related story, Kim just updated her website with limited edition Kowdashian leather handbags for just $50k each.

In tech news, Twitter is testing a new feature that reminds users to be nice before replying. Hey Bumble, could you maybe add that feature for when I ask girls out on dates?

Finally, a man was arrested at Kid Rock’s restaurant after swinging his colostomy bag around and assaulting cops. Apparently it was the classiest thing that's happened at a Kid Rock restaurant in years.