Good news, Dwayne Johnson fans! There’s a new sitcom coming out on NBC about The Rock’s childhood called "Young Rock". Asked to comment, the president of CBS said "Can you smell the litigation Young Sheldon is cooking?"
In Baywatch news, Pamela Anderson has married her bodyguard after falling in love during lockdown. My sources in Hollywood say they're already writing a movie about it. Imagine the Kevin Costner / Whitney Houston movie "The Bodyguard", except without singing... or acting... or talent of any kind.
In hot mom news, 55-year-old actress Liz Hurley posted a topless photo of herself in the snow, but got even more attention when she revealed the person taking the photo is her 19 year old son. Apparently he tried to get out of it, but the last time he said no she didn't take it very well.
In Russia, kickboxer Pavel Trussov set a new world record by punching 334 times in 60 seconds. I'm pretty sure I could beat his record if I had proper inspiration.
Finally, TikTok user Jerry Mal has gone viral for using erection cream to get fuller lips. In case you're wondering, the reverse does not work, so don't try slathering lip balm on your downstairs for a fuller package. Just trust me on this.
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