Dogs Returning to the White House!?

(ELECTION AFTERMATH NEWS+JOKES)

Joe Biden says he'll have his COVID-19 task force chosen within a week. In a shocking move that will certainly exasperate the Republicans, he plans to use ... doctors.

Many voters are excited that dogs will return to the White House, because Biden has two German Shepherds. Trump's White House had no dogs, but plenty of leg humping.

It is assumed that Trump's postmaster general Louis DeJoy will be swiftly removed. Which means Dejoy will soon be... DeJobless. Hopefully, sent far away, priority, without tracking.

Some Republicans are already talking about where Trump should build his presidential library. Library? The guy has never read, or written, a book, and I'm counting the ones with his name on the front! He hasn't even *been inside* a library. I guess you *could* take all his tweets and put them in a book--you wouldn't even need the lower-case letters.

Finally, I've been thinking a lot about how to turn Trump's malignancy into something positive. Here's a thought. During Trump's lame duck period, Congress should pass legislation to limit presidential power. Every way Trump abused power can be turned into a new rule so it can't happen again. And Republicans have every reason to do it now. Call it the "Trump Act". Finally something good he can slap his name on.