Disney Researchers Created a Nightmarish Robot?

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In Georgia, a food writer created an adorable mini chipmunk restaurant on her front porch. Early reviews are in and the consensus is, the chipmunks are delicious.

In California, Disney researchers have created a humanoid robot whose "lifelike gaze" is the stuff of nightmares. But hey, it's still less scary than their first attempt.

Shoppers, beware. A popular coconut milk brand has been pulled from Costco shelves after allegations they use illegal monkey labor. Wait a second, monkey labor is the whole reason I pay for the Costco membership. I was guaranteed maximum monkey work! Consider my membership canceled. But I guess that does explain why those Rotisserie chickens are so cheap.

Attention Walmart shoppers: the new hot item to buy is a KFC-branded fire log that smells like fried chicken, no joke. It's all part of their holiday marketing scheme "Home is where the heart disease is". And they are fire-lickin' good!

Finally, one more from the Walmart file. After briefly taking guns and ammo off shelves due to riot concerns, Walmart has them back in stock. But to practice shooting, shoppers will still have to go to Target.