Disney Announces Tons of New Star Wars Movies and Shows!

(And More ENTERTAINMENT News)

First, an update from my favorite show of all time. Always Sunny in Philadelphia has been renewed for 4 more seasons, making it the longest running live action sitcom in TV history. "Or is it?" said Charlie. An exec at FX said what finally convinced them over the last few months was all the protestors in Philly holding signs saying "Four more years".

This is bonkers. There's a ridiculous new Lifetime original short film where, and I'm not making this up, Mario Lopez plays a romantic Colonel Sanders, called "A Recipe for Seduction". Spoiler alert: a leaked script revealed the colonel's secret ingredient is: a pinch of racism! If the movie does well, they have a sequel in development called "Deep-Fried Divorce".

Here's something strange. Netflix has announced a crazy new series where Nicolas Cage explains "The History of Swear Words". Mr. Cage will also need to explain why he was chosen over Samuel L. Jackson. One thing's for sure: this show is going to be mother-f#$%ing amazing.

In case you still want to keep up with the Kardashians, they've inked a huge deal with Disney to launch new content over the coming years. My source says their first 3 projects will be Booty and the Beast, Lips Frozen, and Snow White and the 7 Plastic Surgeons.

In the music world, Pepa from Salt-N-Pepa says she can't shake her thang without pain and discomfort, because a doctor pressured her into multiple butt surgeries and botched them. It's a sad story for sure, but the silver lining is it inspired her new chart-topping single, "Tush-It"!

Disney announced a smorgasbord of new Star Wars shows and films in the pipeline A spokesman said "Based on the success of 'The Mandalorian' we think audiences will love Baby Solo and Baby Greedo-- who pooped first?" I can barely say that with a straight face. Happy Life Day, everyone!