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Dippin' Dots CEO Sued Over Revenge Porn?!

(And Other CRAZY News Stories)

Geoff Plitt
Jun 28, 2021
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In ice cream news, the CEO of Dippin' Dots has been sued by his ex-girlfriend over alleged revenge porn. I'm shocked! The CEO of Dippin' Dots had a girlfriend? My sources say the most embarrassing part of the video is that she's eating Häagen-Dazs.

Did you guys catch this? A petition with thousands of signatures is demanding that Jeff Bezos not be allowed to return back to earth from his trip to space. Oh, I'm getting an update: 100% of the signatures are from his ex-wife.

In India, the man with the "world's largest family", who had 39 wives, has died. Fun fact: due to his inheritance being spread very thin amongst so many heirs, his will is legally referred to as a "won't".

Finally, a groom on TikTok has gone viral for checking his phone while his wife was walking down the aisle because, quote, "crypto never sleeps". I have feeling when they finally finished their vows, instead of saying "I do", he said "STONKS!"

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