#DiaperDon Hashtag Goes Viral

(And More TRUMP News)

Trump's election denial is still in full-swing. One of the witnesses in the president's newest lawsuit in Michigan says in a written declaration that he thinks there’s something fishy about election returns in Edison County, MI, but it turns out, there is no Edison County in Michigan. That's what's fishy about it.

This is great. In a small win against Donald Trump's foolish recount efforts in Milwaukee, staff gave his observers poop emoji wristbands. It came as a total surprise to the observers, who were only used to displaying poop on their noses.

Did you guys catch this? The hashtag #DiaperDon went viral after Trump did a strange press conference sitting at a tiny desk with his pants bunched up in the back. That... is.... just... hilarious. A bit redundant though, since he's always been full of crap.

President Obama's new memoir sold 1.7 million copies in the first week. And apparently Trump is already demanding a recount. Sources say Trump's memoir will be a picture book targeted at 4 year olds and his supporters.

Here's something that won't surprise you. Trump held an impromptu press conference to apparently brag about the dow reaching the "sacred" number of 30,000. If Biden ever came out to brag about the number 30,000... it would be to celebrate the number of teeth cleanings he's had.

Finally, when President Trump went golfing for the 5 millionth time this week, he hit his golf ball into a water hazard, and luckily the cameras were rolling. "I hate this f*cking hole". Melania commented "he's been saying that to me for years!" and Ivanka said "That's odd, he never said it to me".