David Hogg Starting Company to Compete with MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell?!
(And More POLITICS News)
In White House news, press secretary Jen Psaki came under fire for what some said were sarcastic dismissals of Trump's Space Force during a press briefing, but now says the agency has the "full support of the Biden administration". Apparently Biden had a change of heart after they promised to help him fulfill his life-long dream of riding an Amtrak to space.
Quick update from the Biden family. The president's son Hunter has announced a new book, "Beautiful Things", a memoir about his struggles with addiction and drug abuse. To sweeten the deal, the first thousand orders come with a free mystery laptop! Could be his, could be Pelosi's, could be Hillary's! Order now, Trump supporters!
Listen to this. Activist David Hogg, who survived the Marjory Stoneman Douglas shooting and being harassed by Marjorie Taylor Greene, is now starting his own pillow company to compete with Mike Lindell's. Let me get this straight. There's a pillow I can buy to support a kid who survived two disastrous Marjories, and help ruin a loud-mouth traitor? Take my money!
In Australia, a woman who says she always struggled to tell left from right has come up with a permanent solution to the problem by having "L" and "R" tattooed on her hands. It's inspired several Republicans to get tattoos saying "R" and "Farther R". Oh I'm getting an update: She's headed back to the tattoo studio again, to get tats to remind her what "L" and "R'' stand for.
Finally, Fox News cancelled one of their longest running shows "Lou Dobbs Tonight" after Dobbs was targeted in a $2.7 billion lawsuit over election fraud conspiracy theories. At this point, only one person can help. "Harry Potter must save Dobby from muggle litigation!"