Wrestling legend The Undertaker has finally retired after 30 years in the biz. He's moving to Texas to spend more time Tombstone-Piledriving his family.
Grammys nominations are out, and Kanye is up for an award-- although he is now officially considered a Christian artist. What a strange category to put Kanye in... "artist".
In an interview on CBS, actor/director George Clooney said he's been cutting his own hair for years-- with a Flowbee. According to my sources, he's also been doing a lot of home exercise and vegetable mincing.
Here's something weird. A new trailer has dropped for a movie about flying Nazi zombie sharks. How could they possibly do this? Without Nicolas Cage?
This is cute. In California, a woman told her daughter to put on a mask before they went shopping, so she grabbed a Mandalorian helmet instead, and the photo went viral. The girl's Star-Wars-fanatic mother said "Well great, now you can never take it off for the rest of your life. This is the way."
More Star Wars news for ya. David Prowse, the 6-foot-6 weightlifter who played on-screen Darth Vader for the original Star Wars trilogy, has died at the age of 85. Wow, he lived until 85. Most impressive. Also, I've obtained some exclusive footage; this is every star wars fan when they found out he died. "NOOOO!!!"
Finally, Disney has announced they will be laying off 32,000 employees. I guess it's a small company after all. I am told workers are already standing in a three-hour line at Unemployment Mountain, with no hope of a Fast Pass.
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