Congress Finally Approves Juneteenth as Federal Holiday

(And More POLITICS News)

Trump has announced he's writing a memoir, which he says will be "the book of all books". Ah, the books of all books written by the crook of all crooks. It'll be the first presidential memoir where the administration's accomplishments fit in a single footnote. Perfect book to pass the time while you're in prison for insurrection.

Quick QAnon update. The latest conspiracy theory is they think there's a secret meaning behind the death of President Biden's dog champ. I did some digging and found that apparently Champ was a secret member of a Trumpy cult for dogs called Q-ute Anon.

In Congress news, a new bill was passed making Juneteenth an official federal holiday. Fun fact: if it falls on the last day of the week, they call it "Black Friday"!

In China, the hugely popular WeChat app has instituted a new rule: while recording a video, you are forbidden from picking your nose. I guess it's just like Confucius said: You can pick your nose, and you can pick your apps, but you can't pick your nose on an app.

Finally, Kim Jong Un is looking much thinner these days, causing speculation about his health. Yeah, they weren't kidding when they said North Korea was running out of food. You're skin and bones, Kimmy!