Clooney Gave 14 Friends $1 Million Each?

(And More ENTERTAINMENT News)

In a recent interview, George Clooney divulged that several years back he gave 14 of his best friends a million dollars each, in bags of cash. "What an asshole!" said George Clooney's 15th ranked friend.

Listen up sports fans: The NFL has announced the Pro Bowl will be hosted virtually in the "Madden" video game this season. The players have been warned they will be banned from Madden's servers if they hit X to kneel during the National Anthem. Oh, I'm getting an update: Tom Brady has been disqualified for using cheat codes.

Here's something fun. Filmmaker Spike Lee, best known for movies about black America, is switching gears to direct his first musical, about the discovery and legacy of Viagra. Apparently, he became interested in curing impotence after years of attending Knicks games.

In TV news, the newest season of Real Housewives has been announced: Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. It was a no brainer. They'll save tons of money on casting since they all have the same husband. -"Bitch, I slept with your husband!" -"I know! It was on the house schedule!"

In game show news, a contestant from "Wipeout" died in the hospital after completing the show's elaborate obstacle course gave him a heart attack. That is very sad. But on a lighter note, he got some great consolation prizes!

In Brooklyn, a rapper surrendered to police after standing on top of a bus and shooting a flamethrower. Unfortunately, the stunt was the only part of his rap career that was "straight fire".

Finally, in New York City, 200 people were busted for running an illegal Fight Club. Remember, the first rule of fight club is, always get a business license for your fight club.