China Using Flamethrower Drones to Destroy Wasp Nests?

(And More CRAZY News)

Here's something fun. In Texas, a student put on a full hazmat suit to take an in-person exam. Apparently after the test he went straight to his job-- doing science experiments on E.T.

In Florida news, plans are afoot to allow Pythons as food if they're proven they're safe. Looks like a payday for Hulk Hogan, whose 24-inch pythons will soon be served in only the finest restaurants.

Here's a sobering statistic. According to a new study, elderly patients are 23% more likely to die if their emergency surgery takes place on the surgeon's birthday. And 51% more likely if it's the day after the surgeon's birthday. It's a lesson for us all-- find a surgeon who was born on February 29th.

This is awesome. In China, flying flamethrower drones are being used to annihilate wasps nests. I mean, it's way cheaper than what they used to do-- hire the nearest Mandalorian. Man, I'd feel sorry for those wasps, but... I think we can all agree they can go fuck themselves.

McDonald’s in China will be releasing a Spam burger topped with Oreos for a limited time. That's a real headline. They're hoping it will sell better than their last special, the McBat.