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Chet Hanks Under Fire For Declaring "White Boy Summer"?!

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Chet Hanks Under Fire For Declaring "White Boy Summer"?!

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Geoff Plitt
Apr 1, 2021
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Chet Hanks Under Fire For Declaring "White Boy Summer"?!

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In Big Sugar news, springtime is peak Peep season, and the candy brand has teamed up with Pepsi to create a limited-edition soda many have nicknamed “Peepsi.” Let's get one thing straight. Peeps are gross. This is bad news for everybody. Except dentists, who can now buy that second boat.

In Bieber news, my man J-Biebs recently visited an L.A. Prison for an interesting reason-- not music, but to spread the word of God. Apparently the whole thing was an idea from his publicist to get ahead of things and start making friends in prison now.

Did you guys catch this? Magic Johnson, Danny Trejo, and Arsenio Hall posted photos of going to get the COVID-19 vaccine together. Typical. My three BFF's leaving me out again.

In Hanks family news, Tom's son Chet is under fire for proclaiming he's ready for "White Boy Summer". Everyone seems to be mad at him for that, especially Ted Cruz who was planning to use that as the hashtag for his next Cancun vacation.

Quick update from the art world. A Vincent Van Gogh painting that was missing for 100 years, just sold at auction for $19M. If only Van Gogh was alive to hear the news... he still wouldn't have heard it.

Finally, a group of anti-vaxxers are saying Krispy Kreme’s promotion of free donuts for vaccinated people is "discrimination". In response, Krispy Kreme said... "yes".

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