California Democrat's Bill Makes Boys and Girls Toy Aisles in Stores Illegal?

(And More CRAZY News)

In Utah, lawmakers are working on a bill that requires an activated porn filter on all new sales of phones or tablets. Special exceptions can be made, for example, if the person buying the device is a Utah lawmaker.

In Los Angeles, inauguration poet Amanda Gorman was walking home when she got tailed by a security guard who felt she looked "suspicious". My team did some investigating, and it turns out the guard was just a responsible member of the Neighborhood Poet Laureate Watch, and is obligated to report any poet found in Proseville.

Listen up, cinephiles. There’s a new movie coming out about a killer pair of jeans called "Slaxx". It's a really unique film because the more holes the plot has, the cooler it becomes.

Quick update from the looney far-left: In San Francisco, Democrat Evan Low has proposed a bill to make it illegal to have "boys" and "girls" toys or clothing sections in stores. Apparently he also wants to outlaw legos because the way the "male" pegs go into the "female" slots can be very triggering to non-binary toddlers.

In Chicago, researchers say they found a gene they can target to potentially "stop one-third of all cancers". Even more amazing, that gene... is Gene Wilder. He was such a treasure.

Finally, a scientist at the University of Illinois posted photos of his canine lab assistant who is such a good boy, he wears full protective gear in the lab. The scientist says it's the cutest thing in the world except when the pup makes a pee pee in his PPE.